Samplify: 急救課程十之三

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急救課程十之三

Stamped: 10:50 下午

二零零六年四月二十六日, 星期三.

歇斯底里, 通常是因情緒困擾,
又或者是由精神壓力所引起的.

從上可見, 我有理由相信,
自己已陷入歇斯底里狀態.

每天總有東西讓我瘋狂起來.

繃帶包失竊事件仍在調查中,
保守估計賊人已經夾帶私逃,
實在激氣! 為何偏偏選中我.

我的拍檔似乎拍了另一個檔,
那我去選另一個檔來拍好了.

心想是我的低智能嚇跑了他,
還是我的慢動作包紮可怕些.

根據急救課程手冊第122頁所述,
紙袋有助歇斯底里的病發者呼吸.

那麼請送我一個紙袋, 我要高級餐廳的.

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